Director
Sheree Guitar

Executive Producers
Sheree Guitar and Jonnathan Peter Kaye

Producers
Kirk Tedeski, Jay Nierenberg, Bob Ortwin and Emily Wolfe

Associate Producers
Mitch Hara, Stephen Buehler and Rick Carpenito

Written By
Sheree Guitar and Mitch Hara

Director Of Photography
George Gibson

Post Production Supervisor
Susan Weiler
Keith Baxter

Editor
Rick Tuber

Assistant Editor
Mark Sudesky

On-line editor
Scott Burnette

Special Effects
E=mc2, Buddy Geen, Nolie, Paul LeBlanc

Sound Design Supervisor
Jay Nierenberg

Re-recording Mixer
Lance Brown

Sound Editors
Dan Warner,William Cawley, Brian "T-bone" Best

First Assistant Sound Editor
Bradley Clouse

Sound Assistant
Kirk Herzbrun

Original Music
Ron Grant

Lyrics
Ron Ovadia

Title Song Performed By
Mike Stanton

Musicians
Mike Stanton, George Englund

Background Vocals
Julie Dolan, Jane Kinsey, Shelley and Randi Vaughn

Words to "The Melody Song" written by Arielle and Sheree Guitar

1st Assistant Director
Price Carson

Wardrobe
Shawnelle Cherry

Assistant Wardrobe
Marcelli Garcia

Head Makeup Artist
Angie Wells

Assistant Makeup Artists
Vanessa Simmons, Helen Ortwin

Dolly Grip
Robert Guitar

Grip
Jose Pedroza

Transportation
William C. Ortwin III

Specialty Car
Wayne Newman

Production Sound
Frederick Critchlow

Protographer
Rani Guitar

Production Assistants
Aaron Mason, Colin Garland, Randi Vaughn, Yolanda Jones

STARRING
Ann Devaney
Mitch Hara
Ellen Crawford
Arielle Guitar
Mike Genovese
Jay Mitchell
Bridget Devaney

Introducing
Sparky and Angel

Also Starring
Kevin Brief, Bartender
Anjali Ryan, Literary Manager
Senoa Keefe, KBRD Reporter
Robert Forrest, Rrrrrrroberto Ramirez
Julie Dolan, Waitress
Darryl Jacobs, Drunk
Jerry Weil, Stephen Stealberg
Robb Reesman, Jeffrey Katsandogs
Matthew Lenhart, Bostonian Fisherman/Writer
glancing off sharp objects
Jonnathan Peter Kaye, Taylor the agent's slave
Lancer Dean Shull, Good-looking receptionist
Derek Stephen Prince, Radio Announcer

"Up Your Ass" Employees
Jane Kinsey, Fred E. Cumberland II, Eric Rudnick,
RandiVaughn, Rani Guitar, Mark Chanail

Dead Writers
Price Carson, Helen Ortwin

Body Doubles
Randi Vaughn, Arielle Guitar, Stephen Buehler, Ellen Newman

Bar Patrons
Jesse Burch, Robert Guitar, Danny Pedroza

Angry Writers
Stephen Buehler, Randi Vaughn, Eric Rudnick, Jane Kinsey,
Andy Meyers, John Hunter, Alison Simpson, Arian Eistenstat,
Aaron Mason, Billy Ortwin, Bobby Ortwin, Ellen Newman,
Wayne Newman, Bruce Spector, Dotti Spector, Robert Guitar, Matt Ward, Tim Wallace, Sam Chako, Spencer Chako, Liz Chako,
Rose Goldberg, Matthew Bernard,
Rebecca M. Reinhardt, Robert K. Bundens, Lizzie Peet

Kids at School
Cyndi Carr, Blake Laham, Amanda Jagodowicz, Dana Isken, Maggie Boles, Taylor White, Sarah Tuberman, Nicole Tellier, Ashley Chako, Emily Grunwald, Marissa Laham,
Lili Miller, Samantha Nirenberg, Ben Nirenberg,
Sable Potts, Billy Ortwin, Bobby Ortwin